a day in the life of chad

sleep schmeep!

i am absolutely pissed. allow me to explain: picture it! columbus, 2 months ago. i stopped sleeping. not completely, it started taking me longer and longer to get to sleep. fast forward to now… it has been taking me at least 2 hours to fall asleep. my mind races, i think about all sorts of random shit. last night i stayed up later, got tired, and went to bed (at 11:45ish). all of this was pointless. i went to sleep around 1. i woke up later with my glasses on (im not sure how they got on). then i woke up at 615… cut to now. its 741. i tried to go back to sleep, but my mind just started racing. i was trying to remember what kind of cars my neighbors drove (WHO THE HELL CARES!? AND WHY IS THIS IMPORTANT!) after laying in bed for over an hour (tossing and turning literally) i decided to say fuck it i might as well be on my couch. so here i am. watching saved by the bell with a killer head ache and listening to my dog eat…