a day in the life of chad

my drug test was today… woohoo! it was really gross holding a cup of my own urine. im pretty sure the technician who was assisting me (filling out paperwork, not holding my weiner) was not amused by my facial expressions. i need to type out my 30 day notice to vacate my apartment, but im not sure what i should tell them. i am sure that i should avoid phrases like “fuck”, “cess pit”, “slum”, and/or “drug den”… im sure that i can figure something out. im almost done with the first season of qaf (im on the episode where justin gets cracked in the head with a bat). anyhowww anna banna and i are going to have sloppy joes and sangria from a box tonight… i know we’re so sexy.