a day in the life of chad

rude ass people

so i pranced to kro-ghetto and got things for pizza tomorrow with chrissie! as i waited for a lane to open up at the self-checkout area some large woman jumped right behind one of the people that was finishing paying (completely ignoring me… in line) this is what went down:

Me: Excuse me?!

Fat Ass (Fa): Oh i thought you was waiting somewhere else? (complete b.s. unless of course she had never done self checkout because she couldnt read until today).

Me: No… its called waiting in line.

The fat bitch makes some comment that i didnt bother listening to, as i muttered “rude” in my best karen walker attitude. then as i was finishing up she knocked over her 2 litre bottles of big k soda. as they bounced on the ground i thought to myself: “karma is a bitch isnt it?”